A Haiku for Zuzu

shellbow:

bunnymoonluvr:

brain-scratch:

shellbow:

But…but Zuzu why.
Me and Bya want to be bros
*weeps in the abyss*  

You know why, Shelby.
I’ll give you a clue, two words:
Restricted Section. 

Shelby, I feel you

I am also not a bro

Weep into me, sis.

Shuu wants to see boobs
But Bya doesn’t have any
Tell us what to do

;3; 

No boobs means no bros.
End of discussion, douchebag.
Shuu will use Google. 

why do I have #rev up those fryers in a tab still open in my browser what is my life

A Haiku for Zuzu

shellbow:

brain-scratch:

I wrote a poem.
Filled with love and fuzzy feels
Am I bro yet?  

I’ll respond to this with my own haiku:

Shelby pls just stop.
You will never be a bro.
You’re making things weird.

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But…but Zuzu why.
Me and Bya want to be bros
*weeps in the abyss*  

You know why, Shelby.
I’ll give you a clue, two words:
Restricted Section. 

A Haiku for Zuzu

I wrote a poem.
Filled with love and fuzzy feels
Am I bro yet?  

I’ll respond to this with my own haiku:

Shelby pls just stop.
You will never be a bro.
You’re making things weird.

\: 

br0naldo:

if a health inspector comes to to your resturant

and he’s not this guy

he’s real

brain-scratch replied to your post:

shellbow:

brain-scratch:

shellbow:

brain-scratch:

shellbow:

Because You’re the Devil.

Also accurate. 

Good thing I was never one to side with The Good Guys. You lucked out this time, Shelb. This time.

If you’re on my side…

…then I’m on yours…

and if Zuzu’s side = bros….

Does that make me a bro? :D 

Ah….no. Nice try though. But even if You were a bro, that doesn’t insta-make Bya a bro. (Mostly because he’ll never be a bro tbh) |: